I sing like a clown because I’m a genius :))
i had plastic surgery to look like a jew, because i smoke crack :)
I’m girly and I look like a jew because I’m deaf.
I dance like Justin Beiber because I’m on crack. (im almost 17)
I kissed a lesbian because I’m a genius. Well, if she’s hot, I’m not opposed…
so i told my parents about this cuz i thought it was hilarious, and they’re like….don’t post that cuz the secret service...
i smoke crack….safeeeeee.
i married obama because im a genius. hahah
I sing like a pencil because I’m a genius.
WHERE THE FUCK IS APRIL?
I strongly dislike barney because I’m a genius.
I’m a girl and i look like Barney because i smoke crack.
I sing like Taylor Swift because I smoke crack?
I stabbed your boyfriend because I smoke crack. 16 days later and it would be “I stabbed your boyfriend because I am...
I dance like a horse because I’m single.
I strongly dislike Michael Jackson because im a genius
I ran like a pencil because I smoke crack LOLOLOLOL
NO APRIL! >:@ I was born in April.. =(
I kissed a dog because I’m deaf.
I’m girly and I look like a lesbian because I’m single. WHUT DA FUQ?! :’( trufax.
I had plastic surgery to look like a pencil because I can rap and I’m cool.
^ that. exactly. haha. in two days, I will stab Justin Beiber and be a genius.
I STRONGLY DISLIKE OBAMA BECAUSE I CAN RAP AND I’M COOL.